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Hehhe, Check This One….?
Question by c_o_e_u_s: hehhe, check this one....?
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.
Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life.
The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.
After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"
Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL poop on its head!"
Best answer:
Answer by jpatt
haha...that is a good one. clever.
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The Bulgaria 2011 Review: Society
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On September 23, a mini van driven allegedly transporting guests of Roma clan leader Kiril Rashkov, aka Tsar Kiro, ran over and killed 19-year-old Angel Petrov in the southern Bulgarian village of Katunitsa. The accident caused locals to set ablaze ...
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BERN - OECD Secretary-General Angel Gurria to visit Switzerland. LOS ANGELES - Nominations announced for the 84th annual Academy Awards (Oscars). LONDON - Costa Book of the Year awards presentation ceremony. - - - - - - - - - - WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 25 ...
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hahahaha good one!
okay……..
I saw that coming…
hahaha, i liked that! good one, never heard it before!
hear it beofr but it is still funny! thumbs^up to you !
thats a good one, never heard it before and ive been around joke telling my whole life.
thats such a pish joke, how about ,this guy goes to the chemist and says can you give me something good for tonight, cos ive got two lovely young nurses coming up, the chemist looks about and says “dont tell any one, but ive got this industrial strenght viagra tablets under the counter, ill give them to you, but you have to tell me how they went ,cos ive never tried them”. Next day the guy staggers in and whips out his todger and its all black and blue and red raw with blood seeping out and he says,” do you have any deep heat?” the chemist gasps “you cant put deep heat on that itll kill you!” the guy replies, “its for my arms, the nurses never turned up”!
hahahahahahahha thats funny I have to tell my friends lol.,….. lmao
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